The Anti Tired Eye Cream
Reflexsyons Refine Eye Cream
(Mark, the man pictured) “Wait. What? Why?”
That’s what Mark said when I told him I needed his ocular cavities. I needed a male subject upon whom I could apply a new, borderline revolutionary, eye cream. The joys of being a product developer, chemist and skin care enthusiast who just so happens to wink an unhealthy amount.
Now that October is here and the sun will seemingly be hibernating for the next 10 months in Utah, “Squinting Season” is over. I squint more in the 2 months of sunshine than I do in the ensuing 3 seasons of darkness.
Science can neither prove nor disprove this, but all the squinting works my eyelids and surrounding real estate like doing squats at the gymnasium. Except it does the opposite; instead of firming, toning and attracting men, it stretches, weakens and ages me well into my 90s (or so it seems to me).
My doctor, well Momeezy1021, tells me I also use my eyelids for other things- Blinking, ESP, thinking, seeing further, seeing smaller things, dramatic pauses, inquisitive listening, creepily winking, dishing out dirty looks and so on and so forth.
All these lascivious eye acts take a dramatic and saddening toll. Assuming I want to look 24 forever, I need to take care of the supple and easily downtrodden skin that surrounds my ever shifty eyes.
Getting punched, walking into tree branches and gnat infiltration are out of my control, but there are steps that one can take to protect our eyes and keep them looking fresh and maintain their bounce and resiliency.
The answer: REFINE Advanced Eye Treatment by Reflexsyons.
Refine is a cream specifically designed for the upkeep and protection of the delicate eye epidermis that ultimately tells everyone our age. Choose ye this day who you will look like; Eeyore or Charlize Theron. For me and mine, I choose the latter.
Having been tested thoroughly, it does the following:
- Reduces eye discoloration
- Smoothes out crow’s feet
- Strengthens skin structures
- Reinforces firmness and tone of the eye area
- Provides 24 hours of skin hydration with one application
- Significantly reduces fine lines in hours
Refine restores and replenishes moisture, reduces puffiness, fades dark circles and diminishes the appearance of fine lines and wrinkles. Going from a raisin to a grape is what I’m shooting for here and with this collagen producing cream machine I can accomplish just that.
Even if only 2 of these worked, I’d be a new man. I love how it feels and how it smells! It works wonders!
For a good laugh, watch a guy apply it around his eyes. You’d think they were gorillas, completely bereft of hand-eye coordination. They just smash it onto their face like its putty into drywall.
Leave a comment with why you deserve or need some Refine in your life and I’ll pick a random winner for a free tube of your very own!
Check out my post on Reflexysons atLash here! You won’t be disappointed when your long lashes get you out of traffic tickets. I mean it doesn’t work for me but it’s a serious possibility for you but either way strong, long and thicker lashes is worth it.
*I’m not a distributor for Avisae and do not sell their products.